It's my life laugh if you must.

You are probably wondering why I have not blogged in a dogs age, well a lot has been going on at Casa Knight.


I have some health issues that I need to address. Again really can't go into that until I speak with my Dr some more. I should have some more answers in a week when all of my test results come back. I haven't discussed this with anyone but my husband. I'm just not ready to talk about it until I have all of the information.

The kids are good. They are ready to go back to school. I am ready for them to go. The last few days they have been nipping at each other and that is a sure sign of too much togetherness.

I got a nice raise a few weeks ago. This has also lead to some more soul searching.

So can you see why I have not had one braincell to spare to blog? I have to whore it out this evening because I am so behind on my posts. Bad bad blogger. So consider this an update until later in the week.

Now put on your rubber gloves, face masks, and condoms. The whoring will soon commence.

We were greeted by a leak in the roof over the office. Freaking reindeer must have put a whole in the roof while they were up there last night. Santa will be getting a roofing bill from us.

The loud rumbling of my husband yelling "F U C K" at 7:30 in the morning is not how I want to be woken up either.

We headed to church for the Children's Mass. We try and get there at least 30 minutes early or we will never find a seat. As we quickly rush into church we gaze over the crowd looking for a seat for 3, Buttsafarting was singing in choir so he had already headed off to the loft. Finally we lay our eyes on prim real estate 15 rows back. Now mind you the only lights were from the 8 trees on the altar, the lights above the manger, and the garland of lights around the choir loft so scoping this out was a major chore.

As we settled into our seats I started looking around. I ohh and awwed over the wonderful decorations. The beautiful trees, the lights, and the poinsettias. My eyes wandered over to the manger. I saw Joseph, Mary, the empty manger, the animals and the wisemen. I suddenly stopped on the final wisemen on the left. There was a familiarity about him that struck me as odd. He looked just like Ronald McDonald. Red hair, yellow garment with red and white stripes. WAIT did someone break a wiseman and replace him with Ronald McDonald? Are they trying to pull a fast one with us good Catholics? This drove me batty for the remainder of the mass. As soon as we sang our final Hymn I hauled ass to the manger. I could not contain my laughter as I approached Ronald and crew. Come to find out it was indeed a wiseman with a red head piece, yellow garment with a white undercoat.

Thank goodness I was worried that next year the manger would consist of Mayor McCheese as Joseph, Birdie the Early Bird as Mary, Grimace as a stable boy and the Fry Guys as the wisemen.

I went to the local candy store that is located downtown to pick up some sugar free candy for my Father-in-law. The parking downtown sucks like a hoover so it is a crap shoot to try and find something close. Imagine my surprise when I saw a mini-van pulling out of a parking place right in front of me. I stopped, turned my blinker on, and proceeded to let them pull out of the space. Oh it was a Christmas miracle I found a close parking space. While I was rejoicing some Mother' F-er whipped right into the space. OH NO HE DID NOT!!!! I honked my horn to show my utter disbelief in his lack of Christmas spirit and you want to know what he did?? The bastard flipped me off. Ya Merry Christmas to you Jackass. I hope that instead of coal Santa leaves you a heaping pile of reindeer shit in you stocking.

Today's Date Dec. 19th, which by most of accounts would mean winter. A nice cold snowy winter. What we got today was snow, sleet, freezing rain, and that was all before 7 a.m. So it was slip slip sliding away to school. Less than two hours later it was raining, thundering and lightening. I stick by my original claim, Mother Nature is off her freaking meds.

I know that my blog is not feeling the love recently. I even slacked on my "Day of whoring out my blog". Here are a few topics I plan on hitting within the next few days.

"Giving the gift of Christmas or also known as the one finger salute"

"The night my children realized how good they have it."

"Baby it is freaking cold outside"

"Cobwebs, virginity, and other things that grow back"